Greetings & Salutations,
Welcome to Johnny Utah's blog: Don't Drink The Cool-Aid. Let's all try and keep a cool head. Wrap a wet towel around it if you need to. Don't believe everything you hear on the radio, watch on TV, read in the newspaper, browse on the web, or dream at night. Learn to think for yourself. Take responsibility for your own actions. Stop blaming others. Be a gentleman (or lady). Try to leave this planet a little better off then the way it was when you arrived. And most importantly, whatever your cult(s) of choice, when the time comes promise me you won't drink the cool-aid. If you're saying, "Johnny, I don't belong to no cult." Wake up and smell the manure. Wrap that wet towel around your head and repeat after me, "I (state your name) promise that when the time comes I will not drink the cool-aid." Doesn't that make you feel better? Everything's goin' be alright with Johnny Utah on the case.
Be happy. Stay cool,
Johnny Utah